Lessons on Being Cool

This is the conversation that happened between me and my darling man this weekend.

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Lindsi.............Cool Wife

Alan........... Husband

Brooke................ Niece, Age 10

Morgan .............Niece Age 1

Lindsi: Brooke has been teaching Morgan to "pound it," and I got her to do it twice! Unprompted.

Alan: (Laughing) Just don't be teaching our niece any of that Jersey Shore crap! We want her to be cool.

Lindsi: (Disgusted) Crap??!! Sounds like someone needs a lesson in being cool.

Alan: I am cool. Just look at my hair.

I'll let y'all make your own decisions on who is cooler

Jersey Shore versus the Faux-Mullet